Tall, Pale and Nerdy. Hummina, Hummina!

I want Zachary Levi to have my babies.

PLEASE do not interrupt my fantasy with reminders about anatomy and probability. The sad fact is this: I have an unlikely fetish. I really "dig" nerdy white guys. Don't judge me.

Now, before I go any further, forget your black mail aspirations. Mr. Do Right is well aware that geek chic gets my motor running. He's OK with this -- probably because, he's tall (6'3"), dark (as in "black is beautiful") and handsome (bald-headed yummy-ness!). And because he could squish any curly-haired, tongue-tied geek who'd step out of our plasma TV and into our living room.

That said, the Zack Braffs, Paul Rudds and, yes, Zachary Levis of the world could clumsily spill soup on me any day!

BELOW: Levi as Chuck .... and Levi as himself. See? SEE?!

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